Susan Boyle

Track of the day - Cry Me A River - Susan Boyle.

Thanks to Susan Boyle, Blackburn in West Lothian will never be quite the same again. You can read the official line in any national newspaper.

Here is the alternative view as posted on the web by some Blackburn residents.

"Cracking singer who stays just round the corner from me, but watch it tomorrow night and other words will spring to mind
Wired to the moon
As mad as a bucket of frogs
Bonkers"

"I seen her chase folk with a half brick in her hands wanting to club them to death!
I'm keeping the full story till she gets famous and I can make a wad out of it!"

"If you stuck a sign on your door saying 'karaoke' she'd be there!"

"Remember guys, she's single!"
"And deservedly so. Even by West Lothian standards she's the bronze medal."

I was getting a roll and sausage yesterday and the lassies serving were talking about her and the conversation went..
"You must remember her? She used to chase us with a shoe ...."

"Today's update.
Council put up a new front fence for Susan, photographers take pics of the fence being built!
It's a glitzy life here now."

"Even our camp postie got the undivided attention of the snappers today, clicking away like mad at him as he delivered the post to her house!"

"Conversation in the street between a neighbour and Susan,
Neighbour:- How does it feel to be a star Susan?
Susan:- **** off, I'm a professional now. I'll not be singing for nowt no more so you can **** off and tell the papers that!
Oh dear."