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Track of the day - Sex In The Morning - Prince Edward Island.
The message on the jigsaw puzzle box read, 'WARNING: Choking hazard, small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years'.
In other words it should have been a doddle for anyone of my mature years.
It took six bl**dy nights to discover that one piece was missing, presumed swallowed by an under 3 year old!
If your little angel has pooped out a piece of the , Lindisfarne Gospel Puzzle, let me know and I'll send you the address to send it to.
Incidentally, if you've got a 4 year old who can complete that puzzle, you've got yourself a genius.
Have you read about the speed camera in Whitely, Hampshire that's caught 23,500 drivers in two weeks? That's a cool camera.
Well not a cool camera really, it must be red hot. That's more than one speeding car snap a minute.
The solution is simple. Don't fine the drivers just send their cars to the crusher, that would solve the problem.
I enjoy an educating read so imagine my excitement when I found a copy of The Isle Of Wight Council's Community and Family Learning Service's Adult Learning Plan Version 3.
It includes the following gems,
As past president of BALLS (the Bogsville Association for Learning Life Skills) seems to me that the IOWCCFL service needs to appoint a new TURD (Training Under Review Director).
The message on the jigsaw puzzle box read, 'WARNING: Choking hazard, small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years'.
In other words it should have been a doddle for anyone of my mature years.
It took six bl**dy nights to discover that one piece was missing, presumed swallowed by an under 3 year old!
If your little angel has pooped out a piece of the , Lindisfarne Gospel Puzzle, let me know and I'll send you the address to send it to.
Incidentally, if you've got a 4 year old who can complete that puzzle, you've got yourself a genius.
Have you read about the speed camera in Whitely, Hampshire that's caught 23,500 drivers in two weeks? That's a cool camera.
Well not a cool camera really, it must be red hot. That's more than one speeding car snap a minute.
The solution is simple. Don't fine the drivers just send their cars to the crusher, that would solve the problem.
I enjoy an educating read so imagine my excitement when I found a copy of The Isle Of Wight Council's Community and Family Learning Service's Adult Learning Plan Version 3.
It includes the following gems,
The programme has been well received within the Isle of Wight Council with recent pilot with leisure staff leading to the future expectation of this would be to have this project open to all departments of the council and have people directly referred through self referral and the PDR cycle.Got that? OK so try this for size,
The Service is currently undertaking an Improvement project with LSIS focusing on whole organizational support for Skills for Life including refreshing the IWC Skills for Life strategy and staff training for embedding LLN across the Service.And finally,
Through the successful completion of the 'Putting the "e" into ACL project' we have established an online learning environment called Moodle.Wish I'd found version 1.
As past president of BALLS (the Bogsville Association for Learning Life Skills) seems to me that the IOWCCFL service needs to appoint a new TURD (Training Under Review Director).
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