Slow Children
Track of the day - I am a Pig and you are a Cow - Prince Edward Island.
SLOW children! How much slower than slow is SLOW?
I expect there's a council worker lurking about with a radar gun who dishes out the appropriate certificate.
While I'm on the subject of signs. What about this one?
Watch children.
What is this - viewing point number 5 on the local paedophile trail?
You're far less likely to attract unwanted attention if you watch birds or a Prince Edward Island gig.

I expect there's a council worker lurking about with a radar gun who dishes out the appropriate certificate.

Watch children.
What is this - viewing point number 5 on the local paedophile trail?
You're far less likely to attract unwanted attention if you watch birds or a Prince Edward Island gig.
