Bogsville Police Survey Results

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A high powered survey, of 2,000 residents, commissioned by our trusty, local police force here in Bogsville, shows conclusively that

Dangerous driving and speeding
Dog fouling and stray dogs
Street cleanliness and litter
Nuisance caused by young people
and Damage to bus shelters

are currently the top five problems in the community, none of which, according to the Bogsville police chief are essentially the responsibility of his police service.

Our lofty police chief points out that the survey proves that "burglary, robbery, car crime and violent crime are not actually the main concerns of local people".

Strange really because national survey results published by the Home Office indicate that Bogsville's police force area "has a significantly higher percentage of people who were worried about burglary, car and violent crime compared with the national average".

What would really interest me would be figures for crimes solved set against crimes detected. I won't be holding my breath, just searching eBay for a stab proof vest.