Thursday, April 06, 2006

Animal Testing

Track of the day Bayou - Stanley Turrentine.

stuck to the floorThe batteries or magnets, if you want to be really pedantic about it, were delivered by the new postwoman. I'm not sure whether I was more excited by the magnets or the woman who was delivering them.

Dog now has four magnets on his collar. For all the good they are doing him they might just as well be batteries. I'm not sure whether he's just resting or stuck to the floor. I'll sew the rest into my underpants. It would be a sure-fire way of attracting any ladies wearing a chastity belt.

Animal Testing

Normally I'm opposed to animal testing. The poor creatures get very nervous and give all the wrong answers.
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