In Bogsville's Fair City...

This link sort of sums it all up for me. Share it with me if you have RealPlayer.

Advert in last night's Bogsville Bugle.

Golf Bag, half size, suit child or pensioner. Telephone Bogsville 43686. Get stuffed asshole or better still get some piddling little pensioner to stuff the golf bag up your oversized jacksie.

And on that inspiring note I think I'll pack my bags and exit left pursued by a bear. I'd like to thank those of you who visited and to wish you every success and happiness in the future.

I would have liked to have gone out with a bang but I guess I'll have to let the pelvic power lifter do it for me. In the words of Duke Ellington, "We love you all madly".