Monday, October 30, 2006

Designed By Idiots

Track of the day - Whoooeee! - Zoot Sims & Bob Brookmeyer.

BTman 'installed' the telephone connection last Friday since when we have been without a phone. BTman number 2 turned up this morning and now seems to have disappeared again. He came back at 1:30pm and we are no longer phoneless. Another miracle!

The oven is still working and we have not yet received a bill. It seems that customer service in the UK does actually exist, it is merely slumbering and needs reawakening before anything happens. Having said that, we'll probably get a massive bill in tomorrow's post.

Dear Milt

urine_sample_bottleWhy are urine sample bottles so small? It's not as if humans have a built in tap that can be turned on and off at will and I don't know anyone who can stop after 27ml. These bottles are obviously designed by idiots or people with a cruel sense of humour.

Dear accident prone,
You have my sympathy.

Tomorrow I will be posting hints on domestic pee stain removal techniques if you can hang on that long.

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