Neighbourhood Watch

Track of the day Roundabout - Yes.

It's Friday and Bogsville's bin day again. Bogsvillians rush out on Thursday nights and block the pavements with their bins chock full of instant food packaging, empty beer cans and wine bottles ready for collection early on Friday mornings, which is all a bit pointless because the lorry doesn't arrive until 11:00am. We were all issued with little green goody boxes to fill with glass and paper for recycling but as the glass and paper is only collected once a fortnight, the serious drinkers of Bogsville continue to use the ordinary bins.

Really serious drinkers like the medical guy next door, fill their bins under cover of darkness and clank them out to the kerbside just as I'm trying to get to sleep. You never see these people in local bars but they pack more alcohol away every night than I do in a week. Maybe they should breath-test medicals before they perform in operating theatres.

Neighbourhood Watch

A new set of binoculars was delivered to Bogsville Heights today. They promise to give a whole new meaning to the term 'Neighbourhood Watch'. I plan to keep a close watch on all tit activity in the area. I'm hoping to spot a few 'great busted chicks' too. I'm sorry, that should have read 'great bustard chicks'. I blame it on the predictive text tools.