Lunchtime Boob Job

Track of the day Titter Pipes - The DIVA Jazz Orchestra.

The era of lunchtime 'boob jobs' has arrived. If you have £4,500, you can now pop into the Medispa Clinic in Adlington, Cheshire UK during your lunchbreak with your woofers or tweeters and 'walk' out four hours later with painful perfection. No general anaesthetic, you can chat away while they cut or paste and you're in and out of pocket in no time.

Would be television presenter, Jessica Kirkham's 21st birthday boob job was part-funded by her saggy breast spotting, tactless mother and by a student loan.
She said: "The surgeon told me it looked as though I had breast-fed two children."

Smooth talkers these surgeons but was his comment made before or after the operation?

The president of BAAPS, said: "I am deeply concerned to hear of any approach which serves to trivialise major surgical techniques."

I'm just amazed by the whole thing. Hell, there's a six year waiting list for a digital hearing aid here in Bogsville. Maybe £4,500 or access to a student loan would help. Incidentally, all Bogsville baps are treated with great reverence, usually from afar.