Result - Birth Control 0 Brian 7

I used to know a guy who married a very attractive Catholic girl. Before the wedding he took instruction in the Catholic faith and agreed that any children would be brought up as Catholics.

The guy was a natural when it came to following the Catholic Church's teachings on birth control but proved that his sense of rhythm and timing were so way off that he and his wife were eventually the proud parents of seven children. Somewhere along the way his permanently pregnant wife began to show signs of wear and tear.

After the sixth child was born the guy's brother took pity on her and sent him a card with a condom attached. The card read "Do you remember what this is for Brian?"

Unfortunately he attached the condom to the card with a pin. Result - birth control 0 Brian 7.