Lower Body Workout

If you want to have fun and a little social intercourse in Bogsville, just turn up to a one off aerobics session at Bogsville Heights Lower School. The September 6th evening session will concentrate on the lower body while keeping the heart healthy. A lower body workout sounds excellent to me. Trouble is it only lasts for one hour and these old boggers need an hour to get warmed up. Wouldn't want them to pull anything would we?

Freelander Rear Wheel Problem

If you've got a Landrover Freelander don't drive off before you check the rear wheels. There's been a spate of rear wheel thefts from Freelanders in the Bogsville vicinity.

Which reminds me. A young guy who lived in Bogsville borrowed the family car to impress his young lady. He drove her out to a bar in the country and after an hour or so, escorted her back to the car to go and find a place to park up for a while. They climbed in, stuck it in gear, released the handbrake and marveled at the deep throaty roar of the exhaust. The car refused to budge.

When he got out to investigate the problem he found that someone had stolen all four wheels. I'm not sure whether he got the expected lower body workout or not.

University Education

I'm a great believer in University Education for the masses. Back in January, in Sandwell UK, the University of the Third Age opened up for pensioners.

The University features a range of courses including literature, criminology and computers (is that just one course or two?), music, strolls and outings. I'd sign up for the strolls and outings course. BA in strolls and outings sounds impressive. I just wish they offered a BSc in lower body workouts. I'll have to suggest it to them or maybe I just did.