Big Stiff's Bar
Big Stiff's bar, the converted funeral parlor, has decided to add pole dancing to its entertainment offerings. I just hope that they aren't thinking of rebooking Saturday night's sellout Firemen. I heard through the grapevine that they had problems unrolling their hoses and that one member of the act failed to show. I gather it took the whole of the Bogsville police force to prevent the Ladies' Night crowd from turning the bar back into a funeral parlor.
Don't think I'll be going back to Stiff's in the immediate future.
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Greetings to the person who drifted in via an MSN search for "recently peed in thongs for sale". Word gets around fast these days.