Joe Won't be At Work Today
There was a very broad Irish accent on the other end of the phone.
"Hi there is that Mr Bogs?"
"Yes it is. You're speaking to Milt."
"This is Mr Murphy, Joe's father. I'm ringing to tell you that Joe's very sorry but he's not well and won't be at work today."
"I'm sorry to hear that Mr Murphy. Hope he's going to be ok."
"He's got the diarrhoea. At the moment it's running all through the house."
Iron Hymen Education Program
Thanks to April at 4 Moons for pointing me in the direction of the Iron Hymen Abstinence - Only Education Program.Goose Bumps
I'm currently suffering from a serious outbreak of goose bumps as I watch a video of Carina Round singing Into My Blood.