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Pixies

Read a piece last night by a guy who'd been to a Pixies' gig. When he looked at the kids round him it made him feel old. "Last time I saw the Pixies, those kids were in diapers". Hell's teeth - last time I went to a rock show the Pixies' parents were in diapers.

Drunk as a skunk

On the way back with Raul from a night in the Tulip - must have been one of Merl's nights off - we found us a blonde teenage girl, trying to fall off a wall. I guess she was about eighteen. She was most definitely drunk as a skunk and as helpless as if she had still been in diapers.

We asked her if she wanted us to walk with her and if she was ok to get home. At first she said she was fine. A couple of minutes later she decided she wanted to walk along with us. She had been drinking with a girlfriend but her friend had gone off with someone and left her to get home on her own - some friend.

"It's ok guys. You're safe with me," she said,"I'm not a pedophile." Lucky for her we weren't looking to take advantage of the situation. She was a nice kid - except that she couldn't walk or talk straight.

Hope those semi-literate spammers don't scan this page and decide to hit me with a load of SPRM, 0rgsm, Eerctions like steel and prevert messages. Mind you I just love that Eerctions like steel - going to order one for Christmas. No wonder some of these kids get confused about words like pedophile.

How on earth does a wanadoo search for "dogging in caerphilly" end up in Bogsville's pages? I really don't know but Milt's there at number 7. Just hope whoever it was found what he or she was looking for.