Milt's Blogger Quotes Of The Day

US health officials are examining reports that a number of men using Viagra are going blind - I can't see that myself.

1) Comments that are pointlessly crude will be deleted from my blog.

2) He just has things about his personality that drive me up the frigging wall.

3) I wish I had a happy relationship, or someone to have babies with, or someone who loved me enough to make me a sandwich.

4) About 8.4 million acres of Nebraska farmland are planted with corn. Just 49,000 acres are planted with sugar beets. This might explain why Nebraska is called the Cornhusker State and not, say, the Eat-Your-Beets State.

5) Just remember, I am a great person. I may be fat and boring, but I am awesome. Damn it, awesome!

6) Turns out.....that i am not as interesting as i thought.

7) Lately whenever I’m in deep thought I just stay in deep thought – confused, and just sometimes… sit here.

8) I realized I needed people around me that created a better balance, because before everything was… hmm…. tilted.

9) The surface was slicker than a greased dog turd.

10) Anyways, every once in a while it hits me just how small I really am. I mean, if you think about it, try to imagine the size of the earth...

Just in from the Maibox

Since I started using MailWasher I've apparently received 14,090 mails - 12,381 have been zapped as spam - that's 87%.

I suspect that MailWasher has also zapped offers of highly paid work and worse still, invitations to free holidays in exotic places.

This morning I was impressed by Max Gonzales' offering "mightly cucumber sleeping", Neal Stephenson's "Dnot spned too mcuch" and now Marisa who informs me "I'll lose 6-8 inches in one hour".

Marisa I've just been up a ladder with the electric hedge clippers and I was very close to losing that in two seconds.