Father's Day Foibles

So far this year I seem to have missed out on Christmas, New Year, my Birthday and Father's day. To be honest I didn't know there was such a thing as Father's day until I got an email. It read "Happy Father's Day - Cialis ... 67% Off - Viagra ... 79% Off"

Foibles

To help fund my whole host of foibles I have decided to become a professional soccer player in UK. £45,000 (82,097 USD) a week sounds good to me.

I'll have to learn how to spit first - or should that be dribble? Both probably. I'm off to google me a spit dribbling coach.

Too Tactile Playleader

A father of six with eight grandchildren lost his job as playleader at an after-school club for four-to-11-year-olds. He was never accused of abusing a child, but was judged to be "too tactile". I reckon anyone, male or female, with six children could be judged "too tactile".