Thursday, November 18, 2004

No Virgins in Bogsville

Thursday.

Virgins do not communicate in the Hole in the Ground bar. I have often noticed men rushing out through the doors and coming back after an indecent length of time. Now I know why. Virgins only communicate in the car park. This virgin, spotted last night in the bar, is totally uncommunicative, unresponsive and a total waste of time unless you are in the car park.

No Virgins Here

East Coast Joe who is now West Coast but working undercover in Bogsville came close to being exposed last night. One minute he was in front of the lens and the next was blending with the surroundings in true CIA fashion.

CIA Man Exposed

Christmas has come to the Hole in the Ground. We certainly know how to prolong our celebrations in Bogsville - virgins beware!

Dog has had a big operation. He had an abscess on one of his lungs - not any more he doesn't. The vet just phoned and said he's doing very well - that's dog not the vet. Dogs are tough in Bogsville.

Snow in Bogsville

We just had our first snow.
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