Thursday, March 13, 2008

How About A Nose Job?

Track of the day - Partlife - Prince Edward Island.

No wonder the NHS Choose and Book website is unable to offer me a session with a local ENT consultant. I'm having to compete for appointment time with private patients who want to pay for nose reshaping, cures for snoring, facelifts, facial fillers whatever they are, and the removal of facial lines and wrinkles.
I jest not. Those are the areas of expertise being offered by some of the local ear nose and throat specialists.

"Good morning Mr Bogs. How about a nose job? Or what about getting rid of a few of those unsightly wrinkles? No it wouldn't improve your hearing but it would make you look years younger.
Ask the young lady on reception for a copy of our latest price list on your way out."

Let's face it, once you're deaf you're deaf but there's real money to be made out of wrinkle removal and nose reshaping. I expect there's a fortune to be made out of facial fillers too.

back 

arrow
teomalink