Sunday, November 26, 2006

Swollen Lips & Breast Enlargement

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Mrs B's endoscopy revealed a slightly inflamed duodenum so they sent her home with a couple of boxes of pills. Two pills a day, both to be taken in the morning.
The most common side effects of the pills are: diarrhoea, constipation, feeling sick, vomiting, wind and stomach ache but may include swollen lips and breast enlargement.
Apart from the swollen lips and breast enlargement, these are the symptoms that she was being treated for during her recent eight day spell in hospital.
According to the instruction leaflet the pills will even develop breasts on men so I'm steering well clear of them.

Personalised Number Plates

personalised_plateIt's against the law in Britain to supply or display illegally spaced or indistinguishable number plates.

The law states that,
"You must not alter, rearrange or misrepresent the letters or numbers
Characters must not be moved from one group to the other (e.g. A242 ABC must not be displayed as A242A BC).

Offences may result in any or all of the following:

A fine of up to £1,000
The registration mark may be WITHDRAWN
The vehicle may FAIL the MOT test"

The law is obviously working well!

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