Pavement Parking

Track of the day Steeplechase - Joe Lovano & Joshua Redman.

Bogsville councillors have decided to get tough on shopkeepers who put racks of clothing and other sale goods on the pavements outside their stores. Partially sighted old boggers have been blundering into them and hurting themselves. Councillors have now decided that if the shopkeepers don't move the obstructions, they will face legal action.

It's a pity they don't adopt the same approach with people who park their vehicles on the city's pavements so that they don't get scratched by passing cars.

This old bogger would rather stumble into a cardboard box full of cut price knickers or bargain socks than walk into an illegally parked motor car any day.

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