Reputable Art Dealer Required

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Here's a question I found on a chat board last night:
"Does anyone know of a reputable art dealer in the area? I have a couple of items that really belong in a museum somewhere, and I'm not sure how to go about that. You can pm me if desired."
The response, posted just below it, read;
"No matter what your wife tells you, even given your age your left and right testicles do not belong in a museum."

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