Myleene Klass
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West Midlands Police have enlisted celebrity help to swell the ranks of volunteer 'Specials'.
They seemed to have run out of belts and skirts by the time Myleene Klass turned up for her photoshoot.
UK Comedian Ken Dodd offered the following words of support,
They all might have to go back to 'walking the beat' if they don't find that tyre slasher. According to tonight's paper, sixty 'Specials' were drafted in from other forces last Saturday afternoon to reassure the locals and put pressure on the local Bogsvillans.
Sorry guys but it's a well known fact that Bogsvillans slash tyres at night, under cover of darkness. Meanwhile the police have asked for anyone with video footage of the tyre slasher to hand it in at a local police station. What a great idea! I'd feel safer if Myleene Klass was in charge. Pity she's such a messy eater.
West Midlands Police have enlisted celebrity help to swell the ranks of volunteer 'Specials'.They seemed to have run out of belts and skirts by the time Myleene Klass turned up for her photoshoot.
UK Comedian Ken Dodd offered the following words of support,
"I feel constabularised to be supporting this fabulous recruitment campaign. By jove, what a wonderful day for walking the beat."Walking the beat Ken? They haven't done that for years.
They all might have to go back to 'walking the beat' if they don't find that tyre slasher. According to tonight's paper, sixty 'Specials' were drafted in from other forces last Saturday afternoon to reassure the locals and put pressure on the local Bogsvillans.
Sorry guys but it's a well known fact that Bogsvillans slash tyres at night, under cover of darkness. Meanwhile the police have asked for anyone with video footage of the tyre slasher to hand it in at a local police station. What a great idea! I'd feel safer if Myleene Klass was in charge. Pity she's such a messy eater.
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