Sex For All

Update

I left home without my key. I got into the Tulip & Tiara no problem. The problem came when I tried to get back in the house. Oh dear - how are the mighty fallen. Sad thing is that I'm not even mildly inebriated, just embarrassed.

Gasms

Just thought that a gasm or two would be a good way to start off Monday morning, so here are 21 that I would like to share with you. Twenty one gasms and it's not even 9.00am yet. Woo-hoo!

bargasm - sex at the Tulip & Tiara
bloggergasm - sex on the web
blundergasm - what a mistake!
boregasm - sex just to shut somebody up
choregasm - here we go again
foregasm - premature ejaculation
goodneighborgasm - just here to help you out
intrudergasm - sex with a burglar
lawgasm - legal sex
lowergasm - sex for short people
minorgasm - a total waste of time
moregasm - demanding sex
rumorgasm - forgettable sex
roargasm - exceptional sex
scoregasm - ten a side team sex
seniorgasm - elderly sex
shoregasm - sex by the sea
soregasm - in a hurry no foreplay sex
snoregasm - fall asleep in the middle of it sex
storegasm -- sex at the supermarket
thundergasm - result of a stormy relationship
tourgasm - sex on a bus trip

All gasms personally tested and recommended by tantric sex expert, Thaddeus Lesser. I'm sure you can think of many other, far better, gasms. Please share them with me. I am the soul of discretion.