Russian Girl In Need

I hope you don't think I'm bragging but it looks like Milt's life is on the up and it's all without the use of viagra! Out there there's a beautiful 25 year old woman requesting Milt's help and she is just what I need for the weekend!

How do I know about this maiden in distress? Because she emailed me, that's how and she's got my hormones pinballing around like I was 16 again! Read on but remember that this is our secret. I'm only telling you because I trust you. I certainly don't want this information to find its way to Raul.

"Hello my hope!
I am not sure you get this message but if you got I want you to know that I want to travel to your country to work in two weeks and I just want to meet right man.
I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman. if you have not wife or girlfriend, maybe we could try to meet? I am 25 years old, I will tell you more about me and send you a picture when you reply. Please write to me directly to my mail- eliz@realmeet.info
Email I am writing from right now is not mine. Make sure you write to my personal address.
See you soon."

I am, by nature, a cautious man. Some might prefer the word "timid" there, so I'm contacting my pal Google to see what I can dig up about eliz@realmeeet.

Shite! My hopes have been cruelly dashed, my bubble has been burst. So I guess it's back to the emails.

Luckily my spirits and hormone levels are once again sky high thanks to this mail from Hyacinth Drippy and Milagros Worley.

Age reversal therapy

"As Seen on NBC, CBS, CNN and even Oprah! And now on Milt's Page too.
The Health Discovery that Actually Reverses Aging while Burning Fat, without Dieting or Exercise!
Forget Aging and Dieting Forever!
Change Your Life Forever!"

Hyacinth, could you please pop round any time today to reverse my aging? I don't really need to lose weight but I am experiencing a few cravings.
p.s. Please leave Milagros at home because I prefer privacy while having "my life changed forever".