Sex In The Supermarket

What do you get at your supermarket? Shoppers at the Asda store in Grimsby UK got an added bonus when the store's speaker system started relaying a steamy sex session instead of the more usual nauseating muzak.

A woman's voice was heard groaning "Oh Yes," and that was quickly followed by a much louder "Oh, God!"

Meanwhile, shoppers tried to concentrate on selecting their bananas, carrots, melons, cucumbers, marrows, nuts and potatoes.

Asda bosses denied that the sex session took place on the premises as no microphones were found hidden in store cupboards. They pointed the finger at a nearby BT phone mast, "We've had interference from outside the store before. It's a bit of a mystery, but we're determined to get to the bottom of it."

See you all at ten by the Häagen-Dazs display.

How old is Milt?

In response to a young lady's request for further information. Milt is currently eight years older than his Ma and eleven years younger than his Pa. He is just Milt. He's as young or as old, as tall or as short, as skinny or as fat, as hairy or as bald, as powerful or as weak, as rich or as poor as you want him to be. Hope that helps.

Today he is mostly feeling puzzled.

Gymnastics

Has anyone tried this ship and dock routine yet? Or the equally as impressive Pelvic Power Lift?

Things are really looking up in Bogsville. Milt has just reached number 3 in a Yahoo search for "the perfect weapon" testicles.