Grans Are Cool Day
Today is Grans are Cool Day here in Bogsville. So here's one for all you grans out there.
It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
Got a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new shiny red super-stock Dodge
And everybody’s saying there’s nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She’s a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
It’s the little old lady from Pasadena