Coffee Consumption Questions

Jiminy Glick how dare they ask me all these personal questions!

• Do you consume more than two cups of coffee in a day? Yes.
• Do you feel fatigued on and off during the day? - Yes.
• Do you suffer from constipation or are you dependent on tea or coffee in the morning for clearing your bowels? - Jiminy Glick!
• Do you suffer from acidity or heartburn? - Yes.
• Do you feel a generalized pain in the neck, shoulders and back region and a sensation of discomfort in the legs, hands and stomach? - Yes.
• Do you suffer from burning, fatigue and heaviness in the eyes? - Yes.
• Do you have difficulty in going to sleep? - No.
• Do you wake up in the morning feeling dead tired? - Yes.
• Are you easily irritable? - Yes.
• Do you suffer from irregular or rapid heartbeats? - Woo-hoo!
• Do you often feel dizzy? - Woo-hoo!.
• Do you have problems concentrating without a cup of coffee? - Yes.
• Do your hands tremor? - Woo-hoo!
• Do you feel dehydrated? - Before or afterwards?.

As you have answered seven of the questions with a 'yes' caffeine is part of your daily system. Removal of products laced with caffeine from your diet will improve your health considerably.

Excuse me but you forgot to ask if I'm any good at spinning spiders' webs. Excuse me while I go and brew up another pot.

Incidentally

A glick is apparently - A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw. e.g. "Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can."
Gleaned painlessly from the anals of Urban Dictionary.