Michael Jackson On Skin

Saturday.

The truth is out at last.

In an attempt to make sure he has a "fair trial", Michael Jackson goes on Fox TV and announces to the World, "I have rhinoceros skin, but at the same time I'm human."

So now we know. How about gator or gnu skin next time Michael?

The ranch, Neverland, is also a place for inner-city children to experience the joys of seeing the mountains, riding on a carousel and petting horses and llamas, Jackson explained.

Oh dear - it just gets worse and worse.