Chet Baker

Tuesday.

Only 1 hr 40 mins to go before Blueyonder's slow running Jan 27 fix time of 36Hrs becomes 148 Bogsville Hrs and still no fix in sight.

Statistics prove that people who brush their teeth regularly are less likely to be obese than people who don't brush regularly. This doesn't mean that brushing your teeth is a brilliant way of burning calories, just that people who are cranky about their appearance are more likely to brush teeth, exercise regularly and take an interest in what and when they eat.

More useless statistical information. Children from wealthier families tend to read better than children from poor families. Simply mindblowing!

My reading and my temper would improve dramatically if I could access the web at the speeds I'm paying for. Current ping time for google.co.uk is average = 174ms, high 160ms, low 190ms. Ping to google.com is 90ms minimum, 117 maximum, an average of 97ms.

At least I've still got a connection.

Back to the statistics - Bogsville research shows that there is an increased risk of heart disease, hypertension, non-insulin dependent diabetes, gallstones, osteoarthritis of weight bearing joints, sleep apnoea, reproductive disorders and some cancers in people over the age of 65, not to mention problems with sight, hearing loss, bunions, baldness, wrinkles and an increasing inability to pull birds.

I'll have to get one of those Blueyonder Clocks and reduce my age by something like ½.