Balls Off After England Balls-Up

Tuesday

Welsh rugby fan Geoff Huish walked home and sliced off his testicles with a knife after his team beat England 11-9 in Cardiff.

The 26 year old was so convinced that England would win that he told other drinkers in his Caerphilly social club that he would cut his balls off if Wales won. They thought he was joking but that is exactly what he did.

After walking home and castrating himself he walked the 200 metres back to the club to present shocked drinkers with the evidence.

Staff at the club called an ambulance and his severed testicles went with him in a pint pot filled with ice.

It appears that Mr Huish has a history of mental problems. You can say that again.

It is also worth noting that he is seriously ill in hospital.

I wonder if the hospital returned the glass to the bar?

Yahoo

If you thought the Beckhams were barmy when they selected names for their boys, what about the Romanian couple who were so grateful to have met on the internet that they decided to call their son "Yahoo". Cornelia and Nonu Dragoman decided that they were made for each other after a 3 month relationship conducted on a Yahoo dating site.

It appears that barmy parents are naming their chidren after brands - sometimes causing distress in the family. The mother of one American boy named Timberland, claims she wanted to call the boy Kevin, but her husband, now ex-husband, insisted they called the boy Timberland or Reebok.

Not likely to be a problem for Mr Huish.