Friday.

Interlude over.

It's official - enforcing Western Democracy on Iraq is far more hazardous to the health of innocent parties than passive smoking!

According to the BBC there may have been around 100,000 civilian deaths in Iraq since the "coalition" invasion. " A study in the Lancet said the majority of the victims were women and children killed due to military activity."

The British Medical Association has conservatively estimated that secondhand smoke causes at least 1,000 deaths a year in the UK. "It is no longer acceptable for the UK Government to rely on voluntary measures to protect the health of the public. Passive smoking kills and every year they delay, 1000 people die."

Which is the more serious issue? Get your priorities right will you.

I am sick to the back teeth of sanctimonious people in authority who legislate about what I can or can't do at home while at the same time they are active in bringing misery and pain to thousands of people abroad. What a bunch of hypocrites.

MILT BOGS AUSTRALIA

It's also good to note that Australia, another "Coalition" member has vital research to report.

Sling It & Combat Stiffness

According to the Herald Sun Professor Ajay Rane, head of obstetrics and gynaecology at James Cook University has found that Westerners can't pee properly because they can't squat. His research, carried out over two years, found that volunteers were falling off the "developing nations" toilets because they could not hold a squat position for more than 30 seconds.

"Equipment called a uroflowmeter was attached to each toilet to collect data such as how fast volunteers could urinate, their maximum speed, average speed, how long it took to attain maximum speed and the volume of urine."

Professor Rane said, "further studies were conducted on 240 school children and this found a person's ability to squat dropped off about the age of 12, when a "stiffness" set in."

Would you care to rephrase that Professor?

SPAM

Got this today

"Our central office has authorized me to send you approv a l
of your mo r t gage based on your application.

Your r a t e is 3.9 percert

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What exactly is 3.9 perCert? Just Bog Off will you!