Orlando Top Windy City
Track of the day Long Night - Accolade.
Mind boggling - a top 10 for constipated cities!
The Activia Most Irregular US Cities
1. Orlando-Daytona Beach
2. Memphis
3. Greenville-Spartanburg-Ashville
4. Tampa-Saint Petersburg - Sarasota
5. Raleigh-Durham
6. San Antonio
7. Oklahoma City
8. Jacksonville , Brunswick
9. Miami-Fort Lauderdale
10. Philadelphia
Looks like Chicago just lost its reputation as the Windy City. But fear not Chicago, there is help at hand. A two week course of daily Activia per bloated resident in all those top ten irregular cities and Chicago should be back at number one in the windy charts.
Which reminds me. A regular in the Tulip bar had severe constipation. This is highly unusual for a Tulip regular so he trotted off to see old Doctor Tool.
After the doctor examined him, he prescribed a course of Golden Bullet suppositories.
A week later the poor guy was still constipated so he dragged himself back to old Dr Tool.
"I don't understand this," said old Tool,"have you been taking the suppositories?"
"Yes. I've been taking them first thing every morning with a glass of water."
The doctor raised his eyebrows. "With a glass of water?"
"It's the only way I can swallow pills Doc. What did you expect me to do, shove 'em up my ass?"
Mind boggling - a top 10 for constipated cities!The Activia Most Irregular US Cities
1. Orlando-Daytona Beach
2. Memphis
3. Greenville-Spartanburg-Ashville
4. Tampa-Saint Petersburg - Sarasota
5. Raleigh-Durham
6. San Antonio
7. Oklahoma City
8. Jacksonville , Brunswick
9. Miami-Fort Lauderdale
10. Philadelphia
Looks like Chicago just lost its reputation as the Windy City. But fear not Chicago, there is help at hand. A two week course of daily Activia per bloated resident in all those top ten irregular cities and Chicago should be back at number one in the windy charts.
Which reminds me. A regular in the Tulip bar had severe constipation. This is highly unusual for a Tulip regular so he trotted off to see old Doctor Tool.
After the doctor examined him, he prescribed a course of Golden Bullet suppositories.
A week later the poor guy was still constipated so he dragged himself back to old Dr Tool.
"I don't understand this," said old Tool,"have you been taking the suppositories?"
"Yes. I've been taking them first thing every morning with a glass of water."
The doctor raised his eyebrows. "With a glass of water?"
"It's the only way I can swallow pills Doc. What did you expect me to do, shove 'em up my ass?"
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