Michael Jackson Ex-Wife "Dumber-Than-Sewage"

Saturday

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DUMBER THAN DIRT DEBBIE IS ONE LOYAL DOORMAT

"Michael Jackson sure knows how to pick a wife. She must be highly fertile, dumber than sewage, and possess the self-esteem of a housefly. If possible, that lady should be certifiably cuckoo."

The headline and opening paragraph of Andrea Peyser's New York Post story about Michael Jackson's ex-wife Deborah Rowe Jackson and her testimony, this week, for the prosecution.

The story went on -

"the obese, foulmouthed brood mare used her moment in the spotlight to make a public ploy to win back Jacko's affections."

I think you got it just about right there Andrea and I just loved "dumber than sewage".