Naturists Bare All In Bogsville Bars

Sunday

Seems like Bogsville bars have finally come up with an imaginative way of boosting trade on quiet nights. "We just close the curtains, put a sign on the door and let it all hang out," said Kikka Tush, the diminutive blonde licensee of the Pig & Plonker bar in Bogsville's residential South-west Quarter.

Ex Firechief Tug Onan from Boobchester County told us that he always brought a towel to sit on. "Some of those stools can be real cold in February and March but I guess that will always be a problem in bars that rely too heavily on older boilers."

The evening was the brainchild of Ava, Tug's wife who had attended similar functions in NY and was also responsible for the group's "au naturel" croquet event. By all accounts it was a swinging affair that proved very popular. Unfortunately the event attracted the unwanted attentions of a streaker.