Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Cures Haemorrhoids At A Stroke

Track of the day - Slade at Reading 1980.

innovation_toilet rollThis toilet roll, known locally as 'the shredder', not only brightens up the smallest room in the house but also reduces the birth rate and cures haemorrhoids at a stroke.
Constipation has never seemed so attractive.

According to the BBC Wales website, Mid Wales may not be a traffic hotspot but there are still problems on the roads.
I hurried off to check on the state of traffic hotspots in the Principality just in case I decide to have a day out and I'm glad I did because under the heading Live Travel News, I discovered that the B4333 near the Ship Inn, Aberporth, closed for roadworks on 14 March 2005.
Anyone know when the road is likely to reopen?

The Nexus Nightclub in York sounds like a place to avoid on a night out.
Now that there is no cigarette smoke to mask the smell of body odour, stale beer, vomit and urine, the club has apparently installed fragrance systems which pump out smells including strawberry, chocolate and vanilla.
Mask it any way you want fellas, body odour, stale beer, vomit and urine just don't appeal.


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